so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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