I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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