Need sex. Gaining weight.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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