its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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