i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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