I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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