Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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