No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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