Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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