So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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