Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
