I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
NoShamevember. You game?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think people are normalizing furries
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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