did you get engaged???
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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