she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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