i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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