am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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