We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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