So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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