Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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