Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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