Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My ass is underappreciated
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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