I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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