Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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