There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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