If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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