I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have fence marks all over my body
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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