she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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