Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So much Jack, so little girl.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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