i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
