I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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