are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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