Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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