Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
soo... how was my night?
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