I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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