why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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