don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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