i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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