Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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