i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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