What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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