Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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