Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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