why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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