I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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