He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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