Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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