But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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