Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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