So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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