This girl is more easily done than said...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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