Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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