i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He did a backflip because drugs
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