Pappa wants mamma naked
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I intend to get homeless drunk
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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