I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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WHAT??
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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