lets start a swedish sibling band together
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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