My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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