fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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