Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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