i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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