A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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