do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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