we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize