Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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